Things overheard in Los Angeles late at night: A black man with 2 pittbulls complained that people in LA steal cell phones to sell for drug money. That's scandalous! As he gingerly fingered his glass crack or meth pipe.

Halloween: I just witnessed two pitbull puppies kill someone's pet bunny at an all night donut shop in Hollywood. What a way to end my Halloween festivities. Oh, and I also saw a very drunk girl, who was exposing her tits moments before, fall off a railing backwards onto the concrete below, on her head No one called an ambulance, but later I saw her walking around as if nothing was wrong. Guess drunk people are lucky when it comes to accidents and falls.