Wednesday, February 24, 2010

Tiger Woods & the Adventures of his amazing Putter!



I really have no interest in Golf whatsoever and would go as far as to say I cannot stand the sport in general. I find the whole thing drawn out and incredibly boring to watch; something that only old people or business men trying to make a deal play. As such I have never followed Tiger Wood's career with any real interest, nor cared what he does on or off the Golf course. Personally I don't think he sounds strange, didn't mix very well and looks weird as hell to me! Which is why I find it especially annoying now, that Tiger Woods is absolutely everywhere you look! From magazines covers to tell all books, to television shows and radio, everyone and their mother seems to want to know what is going on with him, his (soon to be ex) wife, his kids, his endorsement deals and so on. And it's all utter nonsense and a waste of everyone's time. We all have better things to do and think about then where Tiger Woods likes to stick his Gold Clubs! Plus people initially watched Tiger Woods because he is (apparently) an excellent golfer, and not because of the escapades in his personal or private life. But now that it has come to light what a complete sex freak he is, everyone wants a piece of him now and it's ridiculous!


Who cares how many women he's stuck his putter into, as it doesn't change the fact that he is an amazing athlete. Though truthfully I do not really consider Golf a true sport mind you, since all you do is walk around and hit a ball with a stick like a monkey. But still he is genuinely acknowledged to be the best at what he does, that should be the only thing people should concern themselves with. Not his infidelities and all the women that he has apparently had sex with! Which is not to say I am defending him in anyway! For I sincerely think that anyone, man or woman who cheats on their respective mates is a complete and total scumbag! But the fact of the matter is that Tiger Woods is famous and celebrated because of his prowess in Golf and not his prowess in bed. It's that simple and people seem to forget that. If he wants to run around like a Man-Whore sticking his penis into anything with a pulse, then by all means let him run around and make a fool of himself. Impregnate more and more women as well as get himself a venereal disease, which I am surprised has not actually happened yet. Well the pregnancy thing has actually happened at least twice, but we haven't heard of him coming down with VD yet ( Though you never know, as he could simply have taken care of that on the sly). Regardless the guy's still a total scumbag, but he is a talented scumbag. As such people should either continue to enjoy his work as a golfer, or abandon ship altogether because of his numerous infidelities. Either way I just don't want to have to hear about him anymore!

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